Velonelle

Cycling to work is like riding a bike
Bit awkward at first but you soon get the knack
Once up to speed go as fast as you like

Unsure of your balance? Why not try a trike?
Tyres pumped up and a spare in your pack
Cycling to work’s just like riding a bike

Carving through cones like a snaggle-toothed pike
Cycle Scheme beauty or singlespeed hack
Away from the kerb and as fast as you like

Taxis and texters are a menace alike
Getting it wrong means a monstrous stack
Cycling to work means really riding your bike

Drivers are mostly quite reasonable… Psych!
Getting too close? Give their mirror a whack
Then nip away quick, just as fast as you like

Go gently, and remember what happened to Mike
Get into the habit and never look back
Cycling to work is like riding a bike
Once up to speed go as fast as you like