Having cooked haggis with an Irish woman and a Ukranian
And realising I’m a New Scot
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A Fair COP
There are more planes sub mare
Than submarines
The No Snow Blues
Well I woke up this morning
My head was full of snow
Been dreamin’ of winter wonderlands
And now I gotta go
Twisted::Colon Anthology II
Twisted Colon’s second anthology is available to buy now.
Sharks of the Caribbean
Watching Mark get fed to the sharks Was a predictably unenlivening experience
“Honestly!” he shouted, firmly clamped
In the jaws of a great white
“It’s a great idea for a prompt!”
“sleek and long as jaguars and horrible whiskered, spitting and snarling they would slink and sidle over white back-garden walls”
Santa’s reindeer went weird when they got to Wales.
Ghosted
I miss you, here, now. /
As your voice, telling stories, /
Murmurs through the pine trees /
And the red squirrels chatter overhead.
Father’s Day
I spent the day building the girls a tree house With a neighbour who is much more that way minded … More
Twisted::Colon launch party type thing!
More of a reading really. Tomorrow night at the Cumberland from 7 but likely to kick off properly nearer 8. … More
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