Twisted Colon’s second anthology is available to buy now.
Watching Mark get fed to the sharks Was a predictably unenlivening experience
“Honestly!” he shouted, firmly clamped
In the jaws of a great white
“It’s a great idea for a prompt!”
Santa’s reindeer went weird when they got to Wales.
I miss you, here, now. /
As your voice, telling stories, /
Murmurs through the pine trees /
And the red squirrels chatter overhead.
I’m out here / Walking with ghosts and birds /
Both bent back as they battle the breeze
I spent the day building the girls a tree house With a neighbour who is much more that way minded … More
More of a reading really. Tomorrow night at the Cumberland from 7 but likely to kick off properly nearer 8. … More
Not as vulgar as the banana Nor as coarse as the aubergine Plums are the sexiest fruit Some people find … More