Having cooked haggis with an Irish woman and a Ukranian
And realising I’m a New Scot
Author: gecko76
A Fair COP
There are more planes sub mare
Than submarines
The No Snow Blues
Well I woke up this morning
My head was full of snow
Been dreamin’ of winter wonderlands
And now I gotta go
Sharks of the Caribbean
Watching Mark get fed to the sharks Was a predictably unenlivening experience
“Honestly!” he shouted, firmly clamped
In the jaws of a great white
“It’s a great idea for a prompt!”
“sleek and long as jaguars and horrible whiskered, spitting and snarling they would slink and sidle over white back-garden walls”
Santa’s reindeer went weird when they got to Wales.
Father’s Day
I spent the day building the girls a tree house With a neighbour who is much more that way minded … More
Twisted::Colon launch party type thing!
More of a reading really. Tomorrow night at the Cumberland from 7 but likely to kick off properly nearer 8. … More
Perspective (intro)
Arriving in Venice one morning in late April 1936, Maurits Cornelis Escher stepped onto the dockside and walked briskly to the University of Architecture, which turned out to be a rather disappointing red brick building near the railway station.
Plums are the sexiest fruit
Not as vulgar as the banana Nor as coarse as the aubergine Plums are the sexiest fruit Some people find … More
TWISTED::COLON 