Not as vulgar as the banana Nor as coarse as the aubergine Plums are the sexiest fruit Some people find … More

Woodbine
Woodbines
Wisteria
Winstons
Columbine
Camels
Poison Ivy
Unlucky Strikes

Three figures emerge
Following the course of a stream
Hemmed by banks of winter grass
Over beds of acid green moss
And the cooling sparks of tiny flowers

Cycling to work is like riding a bike Bit awkward at first but you soon get the knack Once up … More

Sounds painful What is that exactly? What did the doctors say? Twisted colon? Seriously,  what the fuck even is that? … More